Mandalorian Jokes!

Why did the Mandalorian get paper towels?


Because he's a Bounty hunter

What do you call a depressed donkey bounty hunter?


A Mand-eeyore-ian

What did the bounty hunter get at the bar?


A brandy-lorian

What do you call a non-perishable bounty hunter?


A Canned-alorian

What do call a bounty hunter covered in wet dirt?


A Muddy-lorian

What do you get when you cross a thrift store with a bounty hunter?


a Macklemore-ian

What is a bounty hunter’s favorite cookie?


A mandal-oreo

What drives a bounty hunter’s economy?


Supply and Demand-elorian

What do you get when you cross Weird Al Yankovic with a bounty hunter?


A mand-accordion

What do you get when you cross Willy Wonka’s factory with a bounty hunter?


A Candy-lorian

What do you get call it when Boba Fett goes to Tatooine?


A sandy-lorian

What do you get when you cross a bounty hunter with the end of the weekend?


A Mondaylorian

What do you call a poor bounty hunter that drives a bus and argues with his wife?


Ralph Kram-delorian

What do you call a bounty hunter that costs a buck?


A Man-dollar-ian!

What does a bounty hunter use to color?


A crayon-delorian

How does a bounty hunter travel through time?


In a Man-delorean

What do you call the bounty hunter that originally owned the Millennium Falcon


Lando-lorian

What do you call it when you take apart a bounty hunter’s suit?


A Dismantle-orain

Where does a bounty hunter keep picture frames and statues?


On a mantel-orian

What do you call a bounty hunter that played for the Yankees?


A Mickey Mantle-orian

What do you get when you cross an early IBM compatible PC with a bounty hunter?


A Tandy-lorian

What did the religious bounty hunter do?


Amen-the-lord-ian